What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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