she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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