Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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