that's an acceptable place to lick
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
