I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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