FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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