I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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