I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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