so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you will always have a special place in my vag
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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