Sry I called you an 8
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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