i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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