You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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