As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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