yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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