his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
