Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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