I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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