There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This house was built for laser tag.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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