I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
