Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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