It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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