I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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