We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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