it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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