I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
