Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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