We're like a lot better than the average bears
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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