I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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