The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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