Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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