at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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