Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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