i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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