last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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