At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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