her vagine was all disorganized.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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