She is in my trunk
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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