is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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