Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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