YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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