just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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