you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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