omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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