her vagine was all disorganized.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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