dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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