Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We’re leaving where are you
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