If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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