i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Randomize
