DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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