My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
