my mouth tastes like poor choices
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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