Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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