I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
