I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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