She announced her abortion via fbk
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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