we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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